“She’s poppin’ grandkids like beer cans at a party.”

She’s Somebody’s Grandmother #1

Grandma’s Intense Weekend

Listen up, ya filthy animals! This here’s an raunchy story ’bout Grandma Betty, a granny known far ‘n wide for her driven ways in the bedroom.

She was always poppin’ out little ones like beer cans at a party back in her day.

“Grandma Betty Popped One Out Every Two Years!”

“Hellfire,” folks would say, “that vamp must have an oven hotter than hell itself!”

Well now that her kids were grown and gone (and by grown we mean they left home ASAP), Grandma Betty was ready for a little treat.

“Grandma Betty’s Weekend Adventure”>

Friday night rolled around and Grandma Betty was dressed to kill in her finest leather mini-skirt and fishnet stockings.

She hit up her favorite local bar and before long she had a whole gang of young bucks around her table buyin’ her drinks.

“Sweet Jesus,” one fella muttered to his buddy as Grandma Betty wiggled her hips and flashed him a devilish grin.

Before long Grandma Betty had them all eatin’ outta her hand.

“Ya know what they say,” she purred in their ears like a love kitten on lust.

“Older women are wilder than young ‘uns!”

“Grandma Betty’s Night O’ Horny Desire!”

That night Grandma Betty went home with a different fella every hour.

She took ’em all to her bedroom and treated ’em like kings – or should we say grandkings?

She was intense and she was free.

“I’ve had all these little ones runnin’ around my house,” she’d say between gasps and moans.

“It’s time I gave aging Grandma Betty what she deserves!”

And what she deserved was a off-color night fulla lust and pleasure.

And let us tell ya folks – she sure as hell got it.

“Grandma Betty’s Steamy Weekend Video”

That weekend was legendary in her small town.

“I can still hear her laughin’ and screamin’,” one older timer said with a wistful sigh.

And now you can too – except this time it’s all on film.

Grandma Betty’s heated weekend is available now on steamy websites everywhere.

But look back folks – this here stuff is for aged audiences only.