OLDER with MEGA titties – huge hooters MILF [27 min]
Warning: This post is intended for adults only and contains explicit content. Proceed with caution if you’re underage or easily offended.
The MILF in the Tight Dress
I was cruisin’ down Broadway when I saw her strollin’ by like she owned the damn street – a mature MILF with mega pair strutting in a tight dress that left little to the imagination. Her hair was eager and curly like she just rolled outta bed and onto that sidewalk with those big rack bouncin’ around like jello on springs. She had an air about her that said she knew what she wanted and wasn’t afraid to take it – so naturally I followed her like a hound dog on a rabbit trail until we ended up at some dingy little bar on the corner called The Rusty Nail.
The Rusty Nail
As soon as we stepped inside The Rusty Nail it was clear this place had seen better days – but hey – sometimes those are my favorite types of joints! There were older men sippin’ beers at the bar and catcalls comin’ from all directions as they took in her mold pullin’ at my pants like magnets pullin’ metal filings across a room fulla fridge magnets after superstorm Sandy wiped out all power for miles around! She flashed me that killer smile with her teeth sparklin’ brighter than any diamond necklace ever did and nodded towards an empty booth in back corner where nobody could display us but still leave us plenty room to watch frisky if things went south (or north) real quicklike! We slid into that booth like two sweaty wrestlers ready for our deathmatch – except instead of pummeling each other with fists and limbs we were pummeling each other with lips and tongues! It was hotter than hell in July! Or maybe December? Anyway – it was hotter than whatever month it is when people wear shorts even though their legs turn blue ’cause they forgot sunscreen again! Ugh!! Relive folks: sunscreen or no sunshine! But back to MILF city…where things were sizzlin’, steamin’, poppin’, lockin’, droppin’, stoppin’, hoppin’, skippin’, flippin’, kickin,’ spinnin’,’ swingin,’ dancin,’ prancin’,’ twirlin’,’ whirlwin’,’ swirlwin’,’ curlwin,’ turnwin’,’ spinwin…’you gettheidea…itwasAWILDTIME!!!
